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Starcraft and Bears are my dealbreakers. [Dec. 7th, 2007|09:33 pm]
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bored_to_life
Oh my god, Starcraft and bears... I just found this in an old blog of mineCollapse )


God, this was so fucked up... SOFUCKEDUP.
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(no subject) [Mar. 4th, 2007|12:04 am]
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phaserstodisco
MPinkgrrrlM (11:45:09 PM): im not gonna do phone stuff
MPinkgrrrlM (11:45:14 PM): i want to roleplay in chat
xbyanksbx (11:45:22 PM): what roles?
MPinkgrrrlM (11:46:43 PM): hoiw about
MPinkgrrrlM (11:46:46 PM): robot and zombie
xbyanksbx (11:47:05 PM): what?
MPinkgrrrlM (11:48:46 PM): trust me
ATTENTION (11:48:49 PM): Direct IM session disconnected.
MPinkgrrrlM (11:48:49 PM): it will be hot
xbyanksbx signed off at 11:48:49 PM.
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Everything I know about WoW I learned from google... [Mar. 3rd, 2007|10:09 pm]
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bored_to_life
mis32mis32: hi
melted sanity: 'llo
melted sanity: what's up?
mis32mis32: asl
melted sanity: well, that's certainly a reply to the question I asked you...
melted sanity: 17, female
mis32mis32: 19/f
melted sanity: coolcool
mis32mis32: what do u look like?
melted sanity: I'm 5'6", thin, dark hair?
melted sanity: I'm ever so terrible at describing myself
mis32mis32: r u hot?
melted sanity: most people say so
mis32mis32: r u horny?
melted sanity: relatively
mis32mis32: what do u mean
melted sanity: I mean just what I said
melted sanity: I'm relatively horny?
mis32mis32: ok
mis32mis32: wana rp?
melted sanity: sure
melted sanity: what are you?
mis32mis32: pick role
melted sanity: I'll be a level 60 night elf rogue
melted sanity: you ar my mount, Snugglepuffs
mis32mis32: so
melted sanity: so?
melted sanity: I get on top of you
melted sanity: you're warm and smell like sweat and roses.
mis32mis32: cover my face with ur pussy
melted sanity: I respectfully decline your request so as not to get impaled on your large elekk tusks.
I ride you to astranaar and sell you.
I use the gold to pay for a hooker, who I fuck behind an outhouse, rough up, and leave for dead.
melted sanity: god
melted sanity: I came so hard
melted sanity: you were amazing
melted sanity: thanks
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Depressing [Nov. 19th, 2006|10:02 pm]
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th3walrus
TheReaperWalrus: ...STUPID STORY
GeneticBomb6669: whats your about?
TheReaperWalrus: a depressing story about a depressing boy having a depressing day. and then his cat dies.
GeneticBomb6669: mines the same except his little brother got hit by a bus and his parents got divorced
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I licked his navs. [Oct. 8th, 2006|01:50 am]
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joet154: hello
melted sanity: hi
joet154: asl?
melted sanity: 16/f/ca
joet154: nice 19m mn here
melted sanity: cool
melted sanity: can I lick your navs?
joet154: u have pics?
melted sanity: no lol
joet154: navs?
melted sanity: yeah
melted sanity: I want to lick yours
melted sanity: would you let me?
joet154: yes
melted sanity: have you ever had your navs licked before?
joet154: what the hell are navs? haha
melted sanity: I guess you'll know when I lick yours
melted sanity: won't you?
joet154: yes i guess so
joet154: nice tits
melted sanity: ... wait- what?





... Starship Troopers FTW.
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Pokesex- [Sep. 1st, 2006|02:16 am]
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Okay, so this is sooo long, but fantastic.

It's a convo between me and a guy from India that- didn't speak English so well...
He's trying to talk about sex, I'm trying to talk about Pokemon, hillarity ensues.


Poor dumbfuck... he just kept trying, thoughCollapse )
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Dolphin [Sep. 1st, 2006|02:09 am]
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th3walrus
Man admits he has flippers, hilarity ensues...Collapse )
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